face your manga

thanks to yaya for making my avatar (effort din yan. haha). aylavet!

create your avatar with face your manga! express yourself through your image and share it whoever you want.

http://www.faceyourmanga.com

the starfish

got this bulletin post from erid:

an old man was walking along the beach, when he came upon a part of the sand where thousands of starfish had washed ashore.
a little further down the beach he saw a young woman, who was picking up the starfish one at a time and tossing them back into the ocean.
"oh you silly girl," he exclaimed. "you can't possibly save all of these starfish. there's too many."
the woman smiled and said, "i know. but i can save this one, " and she tossed another into the ocean,
"and this one", toss, "and this one..."

ok na sana kaso ang moral nya: wag magkakalat sa dagat para hindi nagpupuntahan yung mga starfish sa shore. napapagod din kaya yung babaeng nagpupulot. ang labo. hahaha

the evolution of gender

stumbled on this while trying to sign-up on digg:

since when did we have 15 different kinds of gender???

batman suparman at your service

got this from pex:

this is a story of one poor customer officer who receive calls on a daily basis. one day he has to endure the conversation as follows:

customer: may i know your name?

agent: batman...

customer: may i know your name?

agent: my name is batman...

customer: trying to be funny?!?! what is your surname?

agent: suparman..

customer: (shouting) i want to speak with your manager!!!


according to the pexers, this is a true story. his father's name is suparman. that's how islamic names are. you take your father's first name as your last name. and "bin" stands for "son of". thus that would translate to "batman son of suparman".

kewl! @_@

keep 'em coming!

just checked my blog stats a few minutes ago and was surprised that i got 118 offsite clicks and 104 page views on a single day!!! omg!!! i don't check my blog stats that often anymore as i have been busy with other things so my jaw literally dropped when i saw these numbers pop up on my screen. ayayay!!! where did you all come from??? anyway, i'm not complaining. just shocked. O_O

i've done 95 out of 132 stupid things

level 1
(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) done weed
(x) drank alcohol

so far: 2

level 2
(x) been in love
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight

so far: 6

level 3
(x) snuck out of the house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date

so far: 9

level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die

so far: 12

level 5
(x) had / have a crush or liked on one of your friends
( ) been to paris
( ) been to spain
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking

so far: 14

level 6
(x) eaten sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) met someone because of myspace/friendster
( ) been mosh pitting

so far: 16

level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) love/loved someone who you can’t have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel

so far: 19

level 8
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress ups

so far: 23

level 9
( ) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

so far: 27

level 10
(x) used a fake/someone else's id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake

so far: 30

level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
(x) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a deer

so far: 34

level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle/4-wheeler accident.

so far: 37

level 13
( ) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight

so far: 39

level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes

so far: 43

level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying

so far: 47

level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored w/crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

so far: 51

level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) kissed in the rain

so far: 54

level 18
(x) written a letter to santa claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach

so far: 57

level 19
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true

so far: 59

level 20
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "you suck" in class
( ) swam with dolphins

so far: 61

level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a freezer/ice cube
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex’s clothes
(x) sat on a roof top

so far: 64

level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) stayed up all night

so far: 66

level 24
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree (since we don't have apple trees here, fruits will do)
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone

so far: 70

level 25
(x) believe in ghosts
(x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes throughout your life
(x) gone streaking
( ) gone to jail

so far: 73

level 26
(x) played chicken
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) been easily amused

so far: 76

level 27
( ) caught a fish then ate it
(x) almost drowned in a pool
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed

so far: 80

level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) french braided someone’s hair
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool( beach!)
( ) been kicked out of your house

so far: 87

level 30
( ) rode on a roller coaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
(x) black-mailed someone
(x) been black mailed

so far: 91

level 31
(x) been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat
(x) bitten someone
(x) licked someone

total: 95
37 to go! hihi ^_^

if you like this article, repost this with:
''i've done __ out of 132 stupid things"

prison vs. work

just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
work: you spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle/office

prison: you get three meals a day fully paid for
work: you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

prison: you get time off for good behavior
work: you get more work for good behavior

prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

prison: you can watch tv and play games
work: you could get fired for watching tv and playing games

prison: you get your own toilet
work: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
work: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
work: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
work: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
work: they are called managers

there is something seriously wrong with this picture.
now get back to work. you're not getting paid to check blogs! ahihihi ^_^

breathtaking...

stumbled upon this photo while browsing skyscrapercity.com.


at first i thought that it was just a picture of another city somewhere in the us or europe but i was surprised to know that it was actually the city where i'm at. i never knew that i was living in such a beautiful place. breathtaking...

goodbye multiply, hello wtm

just found out that multiply has removed the download link for music files. here's what i found about it:

multiply inc. sued by major label
capitol records, and a host of other entities owned and/or controlled by label giant emi music, sued the company multiply inc. in the united states district court, southern district of new york. plaintiffs allege copyright infringement arising from unauthorized use and exploitation of original sound and video recordings by encouraging and enabling users of multiply to upload and share performances of well-known musical groups.

awww, so much for free mp3's. so i tried looking for alternatives and i stumbled upon a discussion at yahoo answers that there's this site that has a huge collection of mp3's. the site is wheresthatmusic.com

so i gave it a try and oh boy, they do have lots of mp3's. name it and chances are, they have it! and they even have opm's! (that's short for original pilipino music in case you don't know).

so it's goodbye multiply and hello wtm! ^_^

update: got this from jepoy. you can still download music from multiply. you just have to play the music at your windows media player and click save media as at the file tab. hoorah! so it's totally not goodbye multiply! thanks bro! ^_^

a series of unfortunate events

the next time you think you're having a bad day, review this series of unfortunate events...

bwahaha

screw you mariel!

the bitch mariel did it again. if you can't hear what's she's saying from the video above, mariel rodriguez was cursing riza santos. you can get the full story here. at first i thought this was just a rumor or just another dirty tactic of defamation but after seeing that video, i couldn't believe the trash that came out of her mouth. for those who didn't know, she also said that the contestants from the noontime show wowowee (which she is a co-host) were stinky and called the artists from her former network "baduy". oh and she also said that showbiz was yucky. what a loser. i thought of her as good girl with a bubbly personality but this proved one hell of a trash bag out of her. i hope her career goes in the shit hole.

rejected hallmark cards

1. i always wanted to have someone to hold,
someone to love. and now that you've come into my life...

(inside card) - i've changed my mind.

2. i must admit, you brought religion into my life...

(inside card) - i never believed in hell until i met you.

3. as the days go by, i think how lucky i am....

(inside card) - that you're not here to ruin it for me .

4. congratulations on your promotion. before you go....

(inside card) - will you take the knife from my back? you'll probably need it again.

5. happy birthday! you look great for your age....

(inside card) - almost lifelike!

6. when we were together, you said you'd die for me...

(inside card) - now we've broken up, i think it's time to keep your promise.

7. congratulations on your new bundle of joy....

(inside card) - did you ever find out who the father was?

8. you are such a good friend. if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket...

(inside card) - i'd miss you terribly and think of you often .

9. your friends and i wanted to do something special for your birthday...

(inside card) - so we're having you put to sleep.

10. looking back over the years that we have been together, i can't help but wonder.....

(inside card) - what the hell was i thinking

11. i'm so miserable without you...

(inside card) - it's almost like you're still here.

12. thank you for being part of my life.....

(inside card) - i never knew what evil was until i met you!

13. congratulations on your wedding day!...

(inside card) - too bad no one likes your husband.

14. how can i say this....

(inside card) - your cooking kills me

15. hooray.....

(inside card) - you're divorced.

16. i just want you to know that i'm sorry for what happened...

(inside card) - especially since you survived.

17. congrats on getting married...

(inside card) - it's not everyday you decide to ruin your life.

18. someday i hope to marry...

(inside card) - someone other than you.

19. we have been friends for a very long time...

(inside card) - what do you say we stop?

20. love means never having to say "i'm sorry"...

(inside card) - i'm sorry, i don't love you at all.

man's best friend

never let your kids get too close to your dogs or they might end up like this...

poor girl. bwahahaha

not your ordinary toy

i never really liked stuffed toys. but when i saw these two, things went upside down...

a stuffed domokun...


and a travelling dodo..

human for sale

i was looking for some new items at auction.ph when i saw this pitbull warren for sale at php2,999.00. ENG??!!?!


-Regular P3,000 -Only P2,999
-0% Off! -Qty Sold: 0 | Qty Left: 3
-End Date: 09/02/07 15:35 (12d 22h 46m:21s)
-Bonus Item : free collar, leash
-It is still sealed in plastic

freaky! i know you can sell like dogs or cats online. but humans??? O_O
oh, and if you're interested, the item's (or person rather) still available. the auction ends on sept. 2! haha

the dragon bag

bob basset from ukraine has created a cool looking bag out of leather. too bad it's not for sale. T_T

this is the coolest bag i've ever seen!

amazing!