why dogs are sometimes better than humans

1. Dogs do not have trouble expressing their feelings in public.

2. Dogs miss you when you are gone.

3. Dogs feel guilty when they do something wrong.

4. Dogs don't brag about past relationships.

5. Dogs don't critize your friends.

6. Dogs admit when they are jealous.

7. Dogs do not play games with you--except fetch (and then they don't laugh at how you throw).

8. Dogs are content just being with you, no matter how gushy the movie you are watching is.

9. Dogs don't feel threatened by female intelligence.

10. You can train a dog not to make a mess in the house.

11. You don't have to worry about who your dog is dreaming about.

12. Good looking dogs don't know they are good looking.

13. Dogs understand what the word "NO" means.

14. Dogs don't want to bring their friends home for a beer.

15. Dogs don't tell the punch lines on your jokes.

16. Dogs do not have a mid-life crisis and look for younger owners.

17. Dogs do not critize your driving.

18. Dogs admit it when they are lost.

19. Dogs mean it when they kiss you.

20. Dogs don't care if you put your makeup on or not.

21. Dogs don't care if you have lipstick on when you kiss them.

22. Dogs don't mind Morning breath.

23. Dogs love you without your morning shower and all the foo foo stuff.

24. Dogs are satisfied with a belly rub.

25. Motel manager's don't have to worry about dogs stealing towels, ashtrays or televisions.

26. Dogs know when to leave women alone.

27. Dogs don't complain about the amount of money spent on clothes.

28. Dogs are one of the last forms of unconditional love left in the world.

29. Dogs are LOYAL and FAITHFUL.

30. You can neuter dogs legally!!!

31. Dogs don't nag or manipulate with guilt trips!

32. Dogs know exactly what you need when you are sick.

33. Dogs can't cook. Women say that they can.

34. Dogs are are better at keeping you company than people because they wont tell you that they are busy....