the making of a beauty queen

paolo bediones: janina, how are you?
janina san miguel: i'm fine.
paolo bediones: alright, so you won two of the major awards - best in long gown, best in swimsuit, do you feel any pressure right now?
janina san miguel: no, i don't feel any pressure right now.
paolo bediones: confident! alright! please choose a name of the judge.
paolo bediones: we have miss vivienne tan.
vivienne tan: good evening.
janina san miguel: good evening.
vivienne tan: the question is, what role did your family play to you as candidate to binibining pilinas?
janina san miguel: well, my family's role for me is so important b'coz there was the wa- they're, they was the one who's... very... hahahaha... oh i'm so sorry, ahhmm... my pamily... my family... oh my god... i'm... ok, i'm so sorry... i... i told you that i'm so confident... eto, ahhmm, wait... hahahaha, ahmmm, sorry guys because this was really my first pageant ever b'coz i'm only 17 years old and ahahaha i, i did not expect that i came from, i came from one of the taf 10. hmmm, so... but i said that my family is the most important persons in my life. thank you!

and she won the binibining pilipinas world!
omg, what were the judges thinking?!?!? o_O

i've done 95 out of 132 stupid things

level 1
(x) smoked a cigarette
( ) smoked a cigar
( ) done weed
(x) drank alcohol

so far: 2

level 2
(x) been in love
( ) been dumped
(x) shoplifted
( ) been fired
(x) been in a fist fight

so far: 6

level 3
(x) snuck out of the house
(x) had feelings for someone who didn't have them back
( ) been arrested
(x) made out with a stranger
( ) gone out on a blind date

so far: 9

level 4
(x) had a crush on an older person
(x) skipped school
( ) slept with a co-worker
(x) seen someone/something die

so far: 12

level 5
(x) had / have a crush or liked on one of your friends
( ) been to paris
( ) been to spain
(x) been on a plane
( ) thrown up from drinking

so far: 14

level 6
(x) eaten sushi
( ) been snowboarding
(x) met someone because of myspace/friendster
( ) been mosh pitting

so far: 16

level 7
( ) been in an abusive relationship
(x) taken pain killers
(x) love/loved someone who you can’t have
(x) laid on your back and watched cloud shapes go by
( ) made a snow angel

so far: 19

level 8
( ) had a tea party
(x) flown a kite
(x) built a sand castle
(x) gone puddle jumping
(x) played dress ups

so far: 23

level 9
( ) jumped into a pile of leaves
(x) gone sledging
(x) cheated while playing a game
(x) been lonely
(x) fallen asleep at work/school

so far: 27

level 10
(x) used a fake/someone else's id
(x) watched the sun set
(x) felt an earthquake
( ) killed a snake

so far: 30

level 11
(x) been tickled
(x) been robbed/vandalized
(x) robbed someone
(x) been misunderstood
( ) pet a deer

so far: 34

level 12
(x) won a contest
( ) been suspended from school
(x) had detention
(x) been in a car/motorcycle/4-wheeler accident.

so far: 37

level 13
( ) had/have braces
(x) eaten a whole tub of ice cream in one night
(x) had deja vu
( ) danced in the moonlight

so far: 39

level 14
(x) hated the way you look
(x) witnessed a crime
( ) pole danced
(x) questioned your heart
(x) been obsessed with post-it notes

so far: 43

level 15
(x) squished barefoot through the mud
(x) been lost
( ) been to the opposite side of the world
(x) swam in the ocean
(x) felt like you were dying

so far: 47

level 16
(x) cried yourself to sleep
(x) played cops and robbers
( ) recently colored w/crayons/colored pencils/markers
(x) sang karaoke
(x) paid for a meal with only coins

so far: 51

level 17
(x) done something you told yourself you wouldn't
(x) made prank phone calls
(x) laughed until some kind of beverage came out of your nose
( ) kissed in the rain

so far: 54

level 18
(x) written a letter to santa claus
( ) been kissed under a mistletoe
(x) watched the sun set with someone you care/cared about
(x) blown bubbles
( ) made a bonfire on the beach

so far: 57

level 19
( ) crashed a party
( ) have traveled more than 5 days with a car full of people
(x) gone rollerskating/blading
(x) had a wish come true

so far: 59

level 20
(x) worn pearls
( ) jumped off a bridge
(x) screamed "you suck" in class
( ) swam with dolphins

so far: 61

level 22
(x) got your tongue stuck to a freezer/ice cube
( ) kissed a fish
(x) worn the opposite sex’s clothes
(x) sat on a roof top

so far: 64

level 23
(x) screamed at the top of your lungs
( ) done/attempted a one-handed cartwheel
( ) talked on the phone for more than 5 hours
(x) stayed up all night

so far: 66

level 24
(x) picked and ate an apple right off the tree (since we don't have apple trees here, fruits will do)
(x) climbed a tree
(x) had been in a tree house
(x) are scared to watch scary movies alone

so far: 70

level 25
(x) believe in ghosts
(x) have/had more than 30 pairs of shoes throughout your life
(x) gone streaking
( ) gone to jail

so far: 73

level 26
(x) played chicken
( ) been pushed into a pool with all your clothes on
(x) been told you're hot by a complete stranger
(x) been easily amused

so far: 76

level 27
( ) caught a fish then ate it
(x) almost drowned in a pool
(x) caught a butterfly
(x) laughed so hard you cried
(x) cried so hard you laughed

so far: 80

level 28
(x) mooned/flashed someone
(x) had someone moon/flash you
(x) cheated on a test
(x) forgotten someone's name
(x) slept naked
(x) french braided someone’s hair
(x) gone skinny dipping in a pool( beach!)
( ) been kicked out of your house

so far: 87

level 30
( ) rode on a roller coaster
(x) went scuba-diving/snorkeling
(x) had a cavity
(x) black-mailed someone
(x) been black mailed

so far: 91

level 31
(x) been used
(x) fell going up the stairs
( ) licked a cat
(x) bitten someone
(x) licked someone

total: 95
37 to go! hihi ^_^

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prison vs. work

just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
work: you spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle/office

prison: you get three meals a day fully paid for
work: you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

prison: you get time off for good behavior
work: you get more work for good behavior

prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

prison: you can watch tv and play games
work: you could get fired for watching tv and playing games

prison: you get your own toilet
work: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
work: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
work: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
work: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
work: they are called managers

there is something seriously wrong with this picture.
now get back to work. you're not getting paid to check blogs! ahihihi ^_^