prison vs. work

just in case you ever get these two environments mixed up, this should make things a little bit clearer.

prison: you spend the majority of your time in a 10X10 cell
work: you spend the majority of your time in a 6X6 cubicle/office

prison: you get three meals a day fully paid for
work: you get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it

prison: you get time off for good behavior
work: you get more work for good behavior

prison: the guard locks and unlocks all the doors for you
work: you must often carry a security card and open all the doors for yourself

prison: you can watch tv and play games
work: you could get fired for watching tv and playing games

prison: you get your own toilet
work: you have to share the toilet with some people who pee on the seat

prison: they allow your family and friends to visit
work: you aren't even supposed to speak to your family

prison: all expenses are paid by the taxpayers with no work required
work: you get to pay all your expenses to go to work, and they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for prisoners

prison: you spend most of your life inside bars wanting to get out
work: you spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars

prison: you must deal with sadistic wardens
work: they are called managers

there is something seriously wrong with this picture.
now get back to work. you're not getting paid to check blogs! ahihihi ^_^